benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

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mikerowavables:

sibellla:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to…

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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ohgodwhoseroomsarethese:

somequeershit:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.
ohgodwhoseroomsarethese:

somequeershit:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

ohgodwhoseroomsarethese:

somequeershit:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

(via itsraininbritishmen)

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

(via ruinedchildhood)

“one.
she calls me her baby girl.
two.
she brags about me to all the parents.
three.
i am the first of my friends to learn to read.
four.
when my brother is born, she says i’m the best big sister ever.
five.
she doesn’t say a word when only a quarter of the people i invited show up to my birthday party. instead, i get an extra slice of cake.
six.
my best friend moves to the other side of the world and she lets me sit and my room in cry in peace. i didn’t think anything could hurt worse than skinned knees until i felt a broken heart.
seven.
when the kids in the neighborhood play in the street, i watch from my room with a book in my lap. she kisses me on the forehead and says one day i’ll be their boss. it doesn’t soften the sting of being the one no one wants around.
eight.
when i come home with bruises on my neck, i tell her the boys in my class are mean to me. she shakes her head and tells me to play nice.
nine.
when my grandfather dies, she shows me what it feels like to shatter.
ten.
when i cut off my hair for sufferers of the disease that took my favorite teacher’s life, she purses her lips. she tells me it will grow back, that soon i will be pretty again. i wonder what i have to do to always be beautiful for her.
eleven.
she tries and fails to bite her tongue for the duration of my middle school scene phase.
twelve.
the first time someone tells me that i do not deserve to live, i don’t tell her. i’m not sure why.
thirteen.
after attending a football game with the boy who’s been my best friend since i could walk, she sits me down in my bedroom. she tells me i cannot be alone with boys, or more people will believe the rumors. i still have not had my first kiss.
fourteen.
when my best friend tries to kill herself, she spits out the words “attention whore” and “daddy issues” like they make the blackness she tried to spill from her veins was any less significant.
fifteen.
i look too long at girls on the street and at razor blades on supermarket shelves. we both pretend she doesn’t see.
sixteen.
i am in the midst of an anxiety attack when my mother turns to my father and says in a voice she thinks i cannot hear, “i cannot handle this bullshit drama situation anymore. it’s sickening to watch.” i wonder when i started to be a situation to handle and stopped being her little girl.”
— a mother’s love through the years.  (via poppyflowerpoetry)

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simplypotterheads:

To celebrate Speak Your Own Language day, a (very shortened) list of Potterwords and their French translation.

simplypotterheads:

To celebrate Speak Your Own Language day, a (very shortened) list of Potterwords and their French translation.

(via ilovecharts)

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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